It did not drop from a frog,
It did not drop in a bog,
It did not drop in the sky,
It did not drop in Maiden's Eye,
It did not drop on the moon,
It did not drop anytime soon,
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, It will not go
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, It can't be so
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, This will not do
It would not combine in a forge,
It would not combine in the gorge,
It would not combine with a hammer,
It would not combine in the PoJ slammer,
It would not combine with a hat,
It would not combine with a cat,
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, It will not go
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, It can't be so
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, This simply simply will not do
The rogue's epic is a knife,
The necro's epic saves his life,
The warrior's epic slays the mob,
The cleric's epic does the job,
But my epic I do not know,
I cannot find the piece, you know!
haha, that was awesome. Welcome to stickyland.
Rofl. Got a good laugh out of that one :P
rofl
THANK YOU FOR THE GIGGLE
Pik
ROFL!
/cry
/sob
LOL
I can't decide.
Hahaha. I just wrote that for the hell of it. Tried to refer to places people have actually searched :)
:lol: :lol:
OMG.. now that was a good un.. heh.. hard to be quiet at work ;p
LMAO haha was a good giggle.
I am in tears reading this. Thanks for the good laugh.
best.poem.ever!
QuoteIt did not drop in Maiden's Eye
Yah but it did drop in ME didn't it :) Still a very funny poem
Lol, I think we need another poem for the third sphinx riddle. Have been hearing her darn flapping sound for hours today trying different stuff. Anyone else get the feeling soe is punishing them because epic 1.0 was so easy? :P
I was thinking the same thing Shierra, lol pretty bad ours seems to be one of the hardest this time
was a really good poem thanks tons for posting it ! Would you mind if I copy and pasted it over to my guild's bst forums? with acknowledgement to you as the writer of course.
So far this epic is much easier than 1.0(for me anways). That all depends on the rest though, who knows if we have to get VP keys or something stupid next.
Quote from: DeiadroxSo far this epic is much easier than 1.0(for me anways). That all depends on the rest though, who knows if we have to get VP keys or something stupid next.
Seems like the 1.5 epic is just a gimme to all those high level players who bought oow. If you put a bit of time and know a few people than you'll get your epic sooner or later. Doesn't give the same feeling of epics back when kunark was out.
Hehe, 1.0 I did solo but I needed backup for this one. It is a pain. Waiting on that npc in Dranik city right now =/