Beastlord Epic Woes - A Poem

Shadowpaw · September 21, 2004, 08:57:55 PM

It did not drop from a frog,
It did not drop in a bog,
It did not drop in the sky,
It did not drop in Maiden's Eye,
It did not drop on the moon,
It did not drop anytime soon,
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, It will not go
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, It can't be so

Oh SOE, Oh SOE, This will not do

It would not combine in a forge,
It would not combine in the gorge,
It would not combine with a hammer,
It would not combine in the PoJ slammer,
It would not combine with a hat,
It would not combine with a cat,
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, It will not go
Oh SOE, Oh SOE, It can't be so

Oh SOE, Oh SOE, This simply simply will not do

The rogue's epic is a knife,
The necro's epic saves his life,
The warrior's epic slays the mob,
The cleric's epic does the job,
But my epic I do not know,
I cannot find the piece, you know!

Rhaynne · September 21, 2004, 09:15:11 PM

haha, that was awesome. Welcome to stickyland.

Shieara · September 21, 2004, 09:16:05 PM

Rofl. Got a good laugh out of that one :P

PikselEQ · September 21, 2004, 09:20:48 PM

rofl
THANK YOU FOR THE GIGGLE
Pik

Sharrien · September 21, 2004, 09:28:40 PM

ROFL!
/cry
/sob
LOL

I can't decide.

Shadowpaw · September 21, 2004, 09:33:36 PM

Hahaha. I just wrote that for the hell of it. Tried to refer to places people have actually searched :)

Kanan · September 21, 2004, 10:01:40 PM

:lol: :lol:

OMG.. now that was a good un.. heh.. hard to be quiet at work ;p

Aspro · September 21, 2004, 11:06:18 PM

LMAO haha was a good giggle.

Furrf · September 22, 2004, 02:33:27 AM

I am in tears reading this. Thanks for the good laugh.

Kebrarn · September 22, 2004, 03:03:45 AM

best.poem.ever!

mrowrr · September 22, 2004, 04:14:43 PM

QuoteIt did not drop in Maiden's Eye

Yah but it did drop in ME didn't it :) Still a very funny poem

Shieara · September 23, 2004, 07:16:00 AM

Lol, I think we need another poem for the third sphinx riddle. Have been hearing her darn flapping sound for hours today trying different stuff. Anyone else get the feeling soe is punishing them because epic 1.0 was so easy? :P

Stefoni · September 23, 2004, 01:27:14 PM

I was thinking the same thing Shierra, lol pretty bad ours seems to be one of the hardest this time

was a really good poem thanks tons for posting it ! Would you mind if I copy and pasted it over to my guild's bst forums? with acknowledgement to you as the writer of course.

Deiadrox · September 23, 2004, 11:14:18 PM

So far this epic is much easier than 1.0(for me anways). That all depends on the rest though, who knows if we have to get VP keys or something stupid next.