Author Topic: Vogue went down to Kaladim  (Read 7096 times)

Offline Vogue

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Vogue went down to Kaladim
« on: November 30, 2004, 07:55:21 AM »
Yargh. Hi der, sweet thangs.  I am Vogue, resident supermodel on E'ci and dat gator habvin her way wid the dorf be Mabel (short fer Mabelline).

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It was open mic night at Swampalooza...


"Vogue went down to Kaladim"by Howse Ogre
arraigned by Vogue and Mabel
sung to the tune of "Devil Went Down to Georgia"


Vogue went down to Kaladim
She was lookin fer a dorf to feel
She made her mind, she wanted a tight behind
And couldn’t wait to make him squeal
When she came across a grizzled dorf
Hammerin on an anvil, it made her hot
And Vogue yanked off her claws and thong
And said, “Dorf” let me tell you what
As you clearly noticed
I’m a super model too
And I don’t care if you swear
I’m a be slowly humpin you
Now you rump look pretty sturdy, dorf
But it Mabel turn whun we thru
I bet a hide skin thong you don’t last long
Cause I gots bettur stamina dan you

The dorf said “My name’s Grishnor
And you better think again
But I won’t take dat bet, you to damn wet
Cause I’m worried that I’d fall in

Grishnor lossen up you greabves
And plan fer a humpin hard
Cause Vogue’s thong broke loose in Kaladim
And Mabels gettin the lard
And if you win
You get this wet thong made of hide
But if you lose, then Mabel gets a ride

Then Vogue opened up her legs
And she said “I’ll start this show”
And flies flew from her nether region
As she gyrated nice and slow
And she ripped the thong from off her rump
And the Dorf cried in helpless bliss
Then her warder, Mabel, joined in
And the butttussle sounded something like this

***scrump scrump scrump***

When Vogue finished Grishnor said
Please kill me I surely can not run
Tie me to that chair right there
And chuck me off a mountain so I be done

Vogue in a thong run dorf run
Mabel in the house lookin fer some fun
Dorf in the red pant humped to and fro
Vogue got small breastesses? Good-lawd-no.

Vogue fixed her wig
Because she knewd she weren’t beat
And picked up that hide thong
On the ground near her corned and bunioned feet
Vogue sighed “Grishnor I’ll come on back
If you gather up some friends
I done told you once, you snivlin dorf
My butttussles is the best dey ebver been”

Vogue in a thong run dorf run
Mabel in the house lookin fer some fun
Dorf in the red pant humped to and fro
Vogue got small breastesses? Good-lawd-no.

/e bats her eyelashes

Offline Taiglin

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Vogue went down to Kaladim
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2004, 04:47:56 PM »
lol

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Offline Beerig-FV

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Vogue went down to Kaladim
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2004, 02:10:59 PM »
*rawr* hawt swamp thang!

Offline felinefury

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Re: Vogue went down to Kaladim
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2005, 12:39:09 AM »
LMFAO

Offline Jikaabx

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Re: Vogue went down to Kaladim
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2006, 02:44:43 AM »
 :-D  Thats some funny crap right there.

Offline Gaeastar

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Re: Vogue went down to Kaladim
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2006, 12:03:26 PM »
rofl thats just scary  :-o but funny as hell at the same time lol  :evil: bet the dorf is doing some  :cry: now
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