Beastlords to get limited slashing weapons in Underfoot!!!

[Maylian]

I am bored as sin at work and at home and all boards seem to be dead. Please someone start some drama or something so I can have a laugh and hurl some abuse at people or something...

I thought the title of this might get some attention and get things started.....

[Hzath]

I hear rangers are getting fade, we should lobby harder

[Maylian]

I hear Inphared was one of the girls in the 2 girls and a cup video.....nasty boy!

[Khauruk]

/vomit

[Inphared]

I hear Inphared was one of the girls in the 2 girls and a cup video.....nasty boy!

Check your sources.

I was one of the camera men, duh!

[Selronis]

I hear Inphared was one of the girls in the 2 girls and a cup video.....nasty boy!

that was funny, the statement, not the video

[Maylian]

I hear Inphared was one of the girls in the 2 girls and a cup video.....nasty boy!

Check your sources.

I was one of the camera men, duh!

Did you have to wear a hazmat suit or anything? But seriously I'm still bored and no drama!

[Praxxis]

I think we have all dumped our drama in attempts to get Sony to hear our cries regarding how easy mages can hit 5-6kdps with group gear and we can't even hit that with slightly better raid gear.

It is a useless effort these days.

[Maylian]

Then maybe we can stir up some drama on other boards I visit by posting some shit here. I'm just bored really so wanted an active thread I can read, laugh and post about and maybe throw a couple of insults at someone to boot.

..........

[Nusa]

You need to widen your horizons, then. Plenty of trash-talking forums out there, and they aren't hard to find...this just isn't one of them. Nor should it be.

[Inphared]

how easy mages can hit 5-6kdps with group gear and we can't even hit that with slightly better raid gear.

That's pretty pitiful. I'm sorry for you.

[kharthai]

Group Ferocity is coming to our new spell lineup.  7510 mana per cast, requires reagents- 2 peridots and an emerald.

Beastlord miitigation/avoidance is being lowered to make our pet more appealing as a tank.

Defense disc is accordingly being removed and replaced with a warder defensive disc similar to furious discipline for warriors.

Pact of the Wurine form is now immune to shrink.

Shaman are taking back the power and receiving warders, same graphics as beastlord, race dependant.

New projectile summon item, available for all beastlords- Stoop and Scoop bag, summons 20x Warder Poo.  Like dreadstones from dreadspire, but more fragrant.

Ae Warder Attack - Beastlord grabs his/her warder by the tail and swings it around, causing damage to any creatures nearby.

Warder Headshot - The beastlord throws their warder at the opponent, killing weaker enemies in a single blow.

In Soviet Russia - Player and warder are switched.  You see through your warder's eyes, control its movements etc.  Pet commands will control your character instead.  Finally /pet no cast will do something!

Maybe not exactly rage inspiring, but I tried.

[nedoirah]

Group Ferocity is coming to our new spell lineup.  7510 mana per cast, requires reagents- 2 peridots and an emerald.

So what?

Beastlord miitigation/avoidance is being lowered to make our pet more appealing as a tank.

I quit

Defense disc is accordingly being removed and replaced with a warder defensive disc similar to furious discipline for warriors.

See above

Pact of the Wurine form is now immune to shrink.

I use a second illusion for visual appeal ;)

Shaman are taking back the power and receiving warders, same graphics as beastlord, race dependant.

Again so what?

New projectile summon item, available for all beastlords- Stoop and Scoop bag, summons 20x Warder Poo.  Like dreadstones from dreadspire, but more fragrant.

HAHA

Ae Warder Attack - Beastlord grabs his/her warder by the tail and swings it around, causing damage to any creatures nearby.

I have to see that

Warder Headshot - The beastlord throws their warder at the opponent, killing weaker enemies in a single blow.

Wolverine's fastball special anyone?
In Soviet Russia - Player and warder are switched.  You see through your warder's eyes, control its movements etc.  Pet commands will control your character instead.  Finally /pet no cast will do something!

A variation of a ranger spell (can't remember the exact name)
Maybe not exactly rage inspiring, but I tried.

Some of these were good jokes.

[Kroe]

Ae Warder Attack - Beastlord grabs his/her warder by the tail and swings it around, causing damage to any creatures nearby.

Not far from the mark  8-)

http://lucy.allakhazam.com/spell.html?id=19835&source=Live

which adds proc http://lucy.allakhazam.com/spell.html?id=19841

[Catnip_Inny]

umm thats not half bad haha... whats the catch though'?  /looks around for sony nerf bat